What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:04

You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
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Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
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